Why Do They Want To Kill Us?

5 Jun

It’s as if these two sneak off during the daylight hours and hatch up their plans of destruction. I can just see them in the corner of the room scheming –

“ok buddy, tonight you will sleep all night long but wake up at 5:30AM.”

“ok, ok, good, and you will take two hours to fall asleep only to wake up intermittently during the night crying and whining.”

“oooh good idea! That way they go to bed late, get woken up throughout the night AND have to get up at the crack of dawn. Perfect. Break!”

I mean, seriously. I cannot wait until they are teenagers. Payback is a bitch.

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One Response to “Why Do They Want To Kill Us?”

  1. kathymdwyer@gmail.com June 5, 2012 at 8:48 pm #

    Be careful what you wish for. Teens keep you up all night even if they are not there. LUV YA.

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