“ok buddy, tonight you will sleep all night long but wake up at 5:30AM.”
“ok, ok, good, and you will take two hours to fall asleep only to wake up intermittently during the night crying and whining.”
“oooh good idea! That way they go to bed late, get woken up throughout the night AND have to get up at the crack of dawn. Perfect. Break!”
I mean, seriously. I cannot wait until they are teenagers. Payback is a bitch.